be the person brienne of tarth would pledge her sword to
so instead of the ring waiting patiently for someone to find it as it lay in the riverbed of the anduin, what if it took a more proactive approach? what if it caught the eye of a passing fish, maybe on a sunny day when the water was clear and it had ample chance to shine brightly? and what if the fish ate the ring, but because it was a magic ring, it did not digest properly? and suddenly, miles away in the dark of dol guldur or some other wasteland, the spirit of sauron senses that the ring has come into the possession of a fish of all things. “well,” the dark lord sauron says to himself, “i bent nine men to my will—certainly i can control a lowly fish. it’s better than nothing.” and then you have
and when the nazgul return and see sauron with this fucking fish they’re like “seriously?” and sauron’s like “seriously” and makes them carry it around with them in a glass bowl so it can swim around but in the shadow world it just kinda swims wherever it wants??? and sauron keeps it around because this fucking wraith fish is loyal and never even questioned his orders, and anyway it’s kinda cute having an undead pet
i’ve seen some people getting confused over whether or not the wraith fish keeps the ring forever and if gollum therefore never comes to be, but no, the wraith fish is in fact the fish that deagol caught when he and smeagol were fishing, and the fish spit out the ring accidentally, leaving deagol to find it. by that point, however, the fish’s transformation from normal fish to wraith fish was already complete.
The task I have in mind will require a great deal of stealth, and no small amount of courage.
celine dion playing in the distance
american money seems so confusing
its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money
like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???
add some colour 2 ur economy america
vive la australia
OOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it
it’s true i saw it with my own eyes
oh my god
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
also who’s ready for ‘so i herd u liek mudkips’ to return from the ashes of the meme underworld
fairest of all beings
Who the hell thought of this?
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omg be careful!! that’s scary!
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Aw, baby! I know how that feels, tho; I’m allergic to all fish but salmon and tuna, and wheat just started up for me about 4 months ago. I’m so sorry for all you have to deal with; wheat and soy are in EVERYTHING! D: *allergy empathy hugs*
thank you guys for your support :3 it’s one more thing to add to my list, but i think i’ll be ok but hopefully i’ll outgrow it someday
and if you need any recommendations for gluten-free food deadmomjokes feel free to ask :)