ladytarths:

be the person brienne of tarth would pledge her sword to

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VIA: tolkienlocked ORIGINALLY FROM: dearbuchanan
life goal tbh    got    

ianmckellens:

ianmckellens:

so instead of the ring waiting patiently for someone to find it as it lay in the riverbed of the anduin, what if it took a more proactive approach? what if it caught the eye of a passing fish, maybe on a sunny day when the water was clear and it had ample chance to shine brightly? and what if the fish ate the ring, but because it was a magic ring, it did not digest properly? and suddenly, miles away in the dark of dol guldur or some other wasteland, the spirit of sauron senses that the ring has come into the possession of a fish of all things. “well,” the dark lord sauron says to himself, “i bent nine men to my will—certainly i can control a lowly fish. it’s better than nothing.” and then you have

WRAITH FISH

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and when the nazgul return and see sauron with this fucking fish they’re like “seriously?” and sauron’s like “seriously” and makes them carry it around with them in a glass bowl so it can swim around but in the shadow world it just kinda swims wherever it wants??? and sauron keeps it around because this fucking wraith fish is loyal and never even questioned his orders, and anyway it’s kinda cute having an undead pet

i’ve seen some people getting confused over whether or not the wraith fish keeps the ring forever and if gollum therefore never comes to be, but no, the wraith fish is in fact the fish that deagol caught when he and smeagol were fishing, and the fish spit out the ring accidentally, leaving deagol to find it. by that point, however, the fish’s transformation from normal fish to wraith fish was already complete.

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The task I have in mind will require a great deal of stealth, and no small amount of courage.

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VIA: l--o--t--r ORIGINALLY FROM: dontgigglesherlock
hobbit    
so i looked kind of pretty today

so i looked kind of pretty today

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my face    personal    julia talks    i love this dress so much    

celine dion playing in the distance

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VIA: l--o--t--r ORIGINALLY FROM: yourvoiceisworthhearing
hobbit    

necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

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VIA: nonikachu ORIGINALLY FROM: sanfrisko
murica    

cyancrown:

whitemilkblueskyredblood:

Bitchy Thranduil!

OOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VIA: figwits ORIGINALLY FROM: whitemilkblueskyredblood
OH MY GOD    HOBBIT    MUSIC    

sarcastic-snowflake:

woofle:

woofle:

i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it

it’s true i saw it with my own eyes

oh my god

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VIA: nonikachu
puns    

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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VIA: bagginsofbakerstreet ORIGINALLY FROM: wrrench
o hmy g od    

flannel-penguin:

beamkatanachronicles:

also who’s ready for ‘so i herd u liek mudkips’ to return from the ashes of the meme underworld

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pokemon    oh god    

eowyns:

ah, elves

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immortal

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wisest

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and

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fairest of all beings

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VIA: smaugdesolates ORIGINALLY FROM: eowyns
blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

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VIA: nonikachu ORIGINALLY FROM: wzrdkelley
i just choked    puns    

human:

Modern art

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VIA: notsassyjustrude ORIGINALLY FROM: human
vine    this needs to stop omg    
  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
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sommes-courageux replied to your post “sommes-courageux replied to your post “i think my life can accurately…”

omg be careful!! that’s scary!

deadmomjokes replied to your post “sommes-courageux replied to your post “i think my life can accurately…”

Aw, baby! I know how that feels, tho; I’m allergic to all fish but salmon and tuna, and wheat just started up for me about 4 months ago. I’m so sorry for all you have to deal with; wheat and soy are in EVERYTHING! D: *allergy empathy hugs*

thank you guys for your support :3 it’s one more thing to add to my list, but i think i’ll be ok but hopefully i’ll outgrow it someday

and if you need any recommendations for gluten-free food deadmomjokes feel free to ask :)

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